Unless You’re Gonna Be at the Ryman 12/31 You Have Lame NYE Plans

There are a handful of things that make me grin and snort. Trout and bourbon make me grin and AFV makes me snort, and any combination of the two would have me impersonating the brothers Click and Clack.

But there are moments of happiness, countable on my five digits, that cannot be beat. I will be experiencing a prolonged state of such intoxijulation now until Dec 31, 2009. It is likely that I will never recover from this old-timey buzz, as I’m still huffin’ memories from Austin 2007 and Dallas 2009. Yes, I’ll be bringing in the new year with OCMS at The Ryman.

And yeah, I like “Wagon Wheel.” Once you’ve seen it live, you’ll forget all about the time you pulled up to that Zeta blastin’ it from her Escalade.